…is this what they’d say?
All kittens in this litter have been reserved.
Finito (boy)
“Now that you mention it, my half-black, half-pink nose does remind me of the
classic Star Trek episode, Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.”
Omega (girl)
“I… am surrounded by boys.”
Finis (boy)
“You look very chewable. Can I chew on you?”
Finale (boy)
“I’m too sexy for this chair.”