Maybelline gave birth two four ginormous kittens today! Right now we think there are two boys and two girls (subject to change when things become more, err… evident).
Everyone is doing well, though the mama is a little tired. It took her four hours to pop out four kittens! At that speed, maybe “pop” isn’t the right word.
Anyway, before you ask, all four of these kittens are already reserved!
Here’s the story of a girl named Bella
Who was making noises like she was in heat.
She looked up at us and said, “I need a ma-yun.”
And then began to bleat.
Here’s the story of a boy named Pumpkin
Who was looking for a girl whom he could woo.
He was sniffing at the door and serenading
As all virile males do.
‘Til the one day when Miss Bella met her Pumpkin
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That his sperm would somehow meet her ovum.
That’s the way we all became the Bella Bunch.
The Bella Bunch. The Bella Bunch.
That’s the way we became the Bella Bunch!